*** The following was Jason's Facebook status a couple weeks ago. ***
(Overheard tonight after Leslie Fox left to have dinner with a friend, leaving me with dinner and bath duties. And you have to imagine this being said with the same fear as someone slowing realizing they are trapped in a sinking car ... with the last bit trailing into tears)
Vivi: "It's just daddy Evelyn. There's no mommy!"
(Kids, someday we will explain to you what Facebook was. And what hashtags were. It was weird.)